"Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend."-(via weetart)
Just admit it this was the most intense scene in your childood
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
I remember seeing this on Too Cute (yeah I watch that sometimes > > ). This family had puppies and a baby billy goat and the goat kept trying to make friends with the puppies the only way it knew how which was to headbutt and the puppies were like “;A; I DON’T UNDERSTAND AAAA” and nobody wanted to be friends with the goat except one puppy who finally was like “O I GET IT HAHA” and started pounce-headbutting the goat and they became friends.
RE-REBLOGGING FOR THE STORY OH MY GOD THAT IS ADORABLE
This is too funny!
My Nigga Kanye
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.
No bothers were given that day.
No bothers given.
Pooh is totally METAL.
Reblogging for priceless commentary, and because I think “Look at all the bothers I give” is going to make it into my everyday language.
HAHAHA NO BOTHERS
Base By: Jahrenesis