In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
I remember seeing this on Too Cute (yeah I watch that sometimes > > ). This family had puppies and a baby billy goat and the goat kept trying to make friends with the puppies the only way it knew how which was to headbutt and the puppies were like “;A; I DON’T UNDERSTAND AAAA” and nobody wanted to be friends with the goat except one puppy who finally was like “O I GET IT HAHA” and started pounce-headbutting the goat and they became friends.
RE-REBLOGGING FOR THE STORY OH MY GOD THAT IS ADORABLE
This is too funny!
My Nigga Kanye
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.
No bothers were given that day.
No bothers given.
Pooh is totally METAL.
Reblogging for priceless commentary, and because I think “Look at all the bothers I give” is going to make it into my everyday language.
HAHAHA NO BOTHERS
If you don’t think this was the most adorable thing to ever happen, you’re wrong.
“Every man, needs a woman in his life when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of Chess, The Queen protects the King.”
Base By: Jahrenesis